Red Dwarf is one of the best British comedies ever made and if you don't think so then you don't really deserve and opinion. However, the three recent episodes were totally crap and if you may as well have watched Blade Runner instead because every line was the same.

This looks like Dimmers' avatar:

You suck at trolling.

Wasn't me. Sorry.

Why can't it just be deleted? Couldn't find a button for that.

Anyway I'll forget about it if you will. Rest assured I'll mete out the requisite punishment.

Nothing to see here.

whats trolling?

In this case mate its when you go outside for a reason you can't remember cos you were fucked off your face last night, and some **** also fucked off their face types a load of bollocks on your browser.

i want to know what it said now

I've just woken up this morning and realized what you were on about, so you weren't trolling from what I gathered.

Dan said that he'd seen the film and found it boring. I thought he meant that he'd seen the Red Dwarf film and found it boring, which would be an obvious way to get to a Red Dwarf fan (there is no film!). I forgot that I'd mentioned Blade Runner, which I can see why some people would find boring. Not me though, Blade Runner is great.

So in short you don't have to apologize, Dan. It was me who was being ignorant.



POST SOME RED DWARF QUOTES!

This has been a great day, ive eaten nine times, ive slept six times and ive made a lot of thins mine. Tomorrow im gonna see if i can have SEX with something.

the first series was amazing and it went downhill from there.
remember in the first series when it's said that it isn't like in the movies, that there aren't alien civilizations to visit, planets to explore etc, that space is just a big empty nothing? they certainly ripped that part out of the show bible as time went on.

with the notable exception of a smegging garbage pod, there was nothing out there.

i always thought the third series was the best but they were all pretty good up until the end of season six.

Today's fish is trout a la creme. FISH! Today's fish is trout a la creme. FISH! Today's fish is trout a la creme. FISH! Today's fish is trout a la creme. Enjoy your meal.

I will!

Admittedly the very last few series were quite poor but all programs jump the shark eventually. Most scenes were just setting up for one big punchline at the end. Like this one:

was there always canned laughter on red dwarf?

The Amazing Fletch wrote:I've just woken up this morning and realized what you were on about, so you weren't trolling from what I gathered.

Dan said that he'd seen the film and found it boring. I thought he meant that he'd seen the Red Dwarf film and found it boring, which would be an obvious way to get to a Red Dwarf fan (there is no film!). I forgot that I'd mentioned Blade Runner, which I can see why some people would find boring. Not me though, Blade Runner is great.

So in short you don't have to apologize, Dan. It was me who was being ignorant.



POST SOME RED DWARF QUOTES!

It wasn't me who wrote it I'm sure, although in my haze I may have mentioned to my friend Blade Runner. You should have been able to tell it wasn't me, since even when under the influence of whatever chemicals, my grammar and spelling and all that good shit is up to a much higher standard.

Who gives a shit anyway?

On the topic, my mate Simon has all the Red Dwarf VHSs...you should go round and nick them. I'm sure he wouldn't mind.

Isn't Craig Charles some kind of sex maniac?

Cheers.

The Sun grabbed hold of him a few years ago like they did with all the other scousers back with Hillsburgh. He's on corrie now.